Media Condition: Mint (M) Sleeve Condition: Mint (M) Country: USA & Europe
Released: 12 Dec 2025 Genre: Rock Style: Lo-Fi
Comments:
New & sealed
Notes:
Mint color vinyl.
Lyrics and song titles based on American tabloid-style press headlines.
Lyrics are printed on inner sleeve.
A1, A3, A5, A6, B1, B3, B6, B7, B9 recorded at Snack Time on June 21, 1994, and mixed at Free Poundy! Studios
A2, A4, A7 to A11, B2, B4, B5, B8, B10, B11 recorded at Tin Pan Alley on August 30, 1996, and mixed at Megaphone Studio
Track times do not appear on release.
A1. Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home 2:06 A2. Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride 2:37 A3. National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds 2:33 A4. Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play 1:38 A5. Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class 1:17 A6. Embarassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp 2:49 A7. Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes 1:24 A8. Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese 1:51 A9. X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient 0:50 A10. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #2 1:01 A11. Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions 1:35 B1. Circus Strongman Runs For PTA President 3:19 B2. High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26 1:31 B3. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #1 1:22 B4. Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats 2:26 B5. Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys 1:10 B6. Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap 2:00 B7. Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game 1:34 B8. Ingenius Scientist Invents Car Of The Future 1:29 B9. Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards 1:48 B10. Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town 1:56 B11. Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes With Hundred-Dollar Bills 2:41
Barcode and Other Identifiers:
Barcode 602309900533
Videos:
Recorded At Snack Time Recorded At Tin Pan Alley Studios (2) Mixed At Free Poundy! Studios Mixed At Megaphone Studio Mastered At Masterdisk
