Prepare yourself for the mash-up, The Turing Test is here to guide you through the filthy alleyways of working class nightlife. Already hailed as the run(a)way album of the year, The Retro Metabolism EP is the oily vinyl equivalent of a sweaty handshake from a pretty girl. This girl is jacking loops and melodies with a crappy sampler and laying live keys and dirty bass all over the place. The Turing Test doesn't give a shit and therein lies the beauty. The care actually does run deep but the vibe is presented in such a lo-fi shake-your-ass way that we couldn't resist pressing up a limited supply for the switched on heads out there. This EP is for all the back room dancefloors and hash bars looking for that proper audio soup to heighten the mood and inject some sex and soul into the mix. It's the soundtrack to sassy fashion shows where punks in pumps jockey the bar for a Pabst alongside nappy coke-heads and sleaze kittens from Jersey. The Turing Test sneaks in through the side hatch to tickle your aural labia and disappears before you realize how many genres you've been seduced by. With beats straight out of the sex hamper and audio junk popping in and out of the mix at will, one may wonder if The Turing Test isn't having the last laugh. Think dub. Think funk. Think fuzz. Think electro. Think gravy. Think wobbly!A contradiction of sorts, the Retro Metabolism EP is just the sort of funky cut-and-drop antidote for the processed-ruled landscape that is all too evident as of late. We can't get enough. The clothing is optional at this BBQ. Groovy beatz not unlike the Slabco lineup of artists. Limited to just 500 copies.